I Love Spam!
What's the big deal? All you read on the internet is spam, spam, spam. Spam protection this, spam protection that. Oh my God! Be careful don't let any one see your SACRED email address! I read they even put a spammer in jail. What kind of a barbaric country would do that? Now I am not a spammer. I don't know how to send spam. If I did I would!
I am not afraid of placing my email address to the ends of the earth. I look forward to my spam everyday! If spam comes that I have no interest in. You know what... I HAVE GOT a DELETE button all free provided by Yahoo! And it works perfect!!!
However, I am getting very annoyed with Yahoo.
Why?
Because I hold the World's Record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet. Needless to say I can't see every girl every day. So I email them my Casanova love letters! When I try to send my love letters to my darlings. I usually send 50 at a time. That's all my old computer can stand. Yahoo puts characters in my face before I can send letters to my girlfriends. Add insult to injury now Yahoo says I can only send 50 emails per hour. Put your calculator to work and see how many hours it will take me to send my dolls a love letter, after all, I have over 1000 active 18 to 22 year old dream girlfriends and I am 55 years old man! And believe me my girls are waiting by their computers for my romantic love letters!
I am looking for a sidekick who loves girls. Preferably a rich buddy who loves girls. As I am running low on cash. Who would'nt with over 1000 girls!!! Any great spammers out there who know how to spam. Maybe you can help me find my rich sidekick who loves girls! Let's spam him!
Thank you very much...
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Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn't want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca.
You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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